The Laziest Day EVER

The sum total of today's accomplishments were watching *all* three extended versions of 'The Lord of the Rings', and making some candied orange peel. I was too lazy to even make something hot for dinner, so all I did was smear some ripe avocado, salt and pepper on some toast. And that was after about an hour or two of debate with myself whether I was hungry enough to drag my ass out of the ass-shaped depression on the couch.

And now, at 1953, I'm thinking about leaving the mail piled on the kitchen island and just going to bed.

Yes, at some point I will pay dearly for all of this. But right now, life is beautiful.