The Woman's Gone Viral

When the blue hell did THIS happen?? How? And more importantly, WHY? Who on earth thought we need this?

There I am, up to my elbows in flour and pizza dough in the kitchen when 'Rach', as she's apparently now calling herself, comes on at 11am, and my only thought was: MUST...GET...REMOTE... I actually stopped my kneading to frantically fling dough off my fingers and do a warp speed wash/dry to change the channel.