The Kitchen Is Closed

I just burned the hell out of a pan full of pecans. *Twice*. Because I turned on the oven and then forgot about them. My candied orange peels turned out like crap yesterday. Because I forgot about the sugar syrup and let it boil way too long. I guess we'll try making the chocolate fruitcake tomorrow.

It's colder than a witch's tits outside. I'm tired. I'm going to bed.