A Whole New Low In Mixology

A large, hot mug of Trader Joe's herbal Bedtime tea with a *generous* shot of triple sec, used to slam an 'Arnott's Original' (formerly known as Tim Tams).

Challenge: Come up with a name for that cocktail.

Several preliminary ideas include:

1. 'No F***ing Way Am I Shopping For Another Faucet'

2. 'Pelvic Ultrasound And Mammogram On The Same Day'

3. 'My Cat Has Diabetes'

4. 'I'm Going To Be Sweeping Up Sawdust The Rest Of My Born Days'

5. 'I Have To Return Mom's Phone Call'